Vol. 2276: The "Draft Day" Edition

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Vol. 2276: The "Draft Day" Edition

Post by Dark Sol on Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:53 am

No, not the crap ass movie about the Browns... NBA draft day! Rumors will fly, maybe a trade or twelve will happen (none involving the Bulls though) and picks will be made! I'm semi-excited!

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Post by Ghetto Butcher on Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:14 am

You don't like "Kevin Costner Talks to People on The Phone"

That really should be the name of that movie.
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Post by Dark Sol on Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:48 pm

TBH I've never seen it or have come close to it. I might actually like it, who knows lol

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Post by Ghetto Butcher on Thu Jun 22, 2017 2:04 pm

It's not a good movie. But it's not that bad. It's highly unrealistic though.


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Dude has something like the #7 pick, but trades it, plus 2 other 1s for the number 1 overall. Because the owner is an asshole and wants the hotshot QB. Costner gets the #1, drafts a dude that might have slipped out of the first round, you know, like any good GM. So then QB starts sliding b/c teams are stupid or something and feel like the Browns (THE BROWNS!!) know the most about the QB. I mean, how unplausible is that? He then trades 3 2nd rounders for #6, so he can presumably take the QB. Only, hold the fuck on, he's gonna call the Seahawks who bent him over a barrel earlier. He'll give them #6 so they can have the QB they want (so why trade their pick, just draft him?!). Anyway he gets all his 1st round picks back, plus a kick returner b/c of course, the Seahawks would add more assets for a shittier pick! Seahawks get their QB, Browns take a RB who is legit happy to be on the Browns (SERIOUSLY!). And to get those extra players the Browns have no 2nd round picks until Orange-poopy-head's presidency is over. Even a fucking video game wouldn't let you pull that shit off.

But one of the silliest insults/names ever exists in the movie, and I like to randomly use it from time to time.... "Pancake Eating Mother Fucker"





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